"Nietsche is Pietsche.'"

"People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up."

"Progress might have been all right once, but it went on too long."

"A family is a unit composed not only of children but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold."

"Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other never forgets them."

"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of."

"A functioning police state needs no police."

"If we fall, we don't need self-recrimination or blame or anger - we need a reawakening of our intention and a willingness to recommit, to be whole-hearted once again."

"So, throughout life, our worst weaknesses and meannesses are usually committed for the sake of the people whom we most despise."

"Perception is strong and sight weak. In strategy it is important to see distant things as if they were close and to take a distanced view of close things."

"Never think that God's delays are God's denials. Hold on; hold fast; hold out. Patience is genius."

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us and the world will live as one."